Feebly Humorous Christmas Songs That Haven't Been Written Yet

Feebly Humorous Christmas Songs That Haven't Been Written Yet
by R.D. Ronstad

I Won’t Be Working for You This Christmas, Mr. Walmart, So Hang My Stocking

Grandma Got Run Over by Mannheim Steamroller

Have Yourself a Very Merry The Holiday Formerly Known as Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas Remix, or, The Twelve Days of Christmas Not Necessarily in Order

I Want a Hypothalamus for Christmas

The “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out” Polka

The Short Sweet Life of Frosty the Snowcone

They All Said Oh! When I Walked into the Tannenbaum at Bausch and Lomb

I’ll Be Home for Christmas (You Can Rag on Me)

Health Nuts Boasting … C’mon an’ Open Fire

Santa Made My Chimney Weep

Baby It's Cold Outside, But We're Fur-bearing Animals So Who Cares (written and sung by Sandy M. Cheeks and Alvin the Chipmunk)

The Maid Who Wouldn’t A-Milk

The Elf Fell in the Pretzel Dough, And Now the Elf is Pretzelly

I’m Feeling Rather Jingleless This Christmas

I Heard Mommy Dissing Santa Claus

Santa was Pissed as He Put Me on His List

Wheeze Mr. Postman

My Thumb is Numb (The Bell Ringer's Lament)

They Wanted to Return My Presence

Santa Claus is Bummin' Around (Sung to the tune of...Well, you know)