Things Your Barber May Be Doing While You Have That Hot Towel Covering Your Face

Flipping a coin to determine your fate

Wondering how that picture of Oopsy Bear got on your towel

Trying to think of a word that rhymes with Brylcreem

The Barber Hop

Playing with his clipper ship

Reading a pamphlet on how to get a barber’s license

Adding your fallen hairs to his wig in progress

Getting up in your towel

Upping the price in the window

Giving the high sign to his plant, Audrey III