Monday, December 14, 2009

Warning Labels for Humans

Politicians: Do not overinflate 

Larry King: Objects on screen may not be as
close as they appear 

News anchors: Use only matching batteries.

One baseball manager + four baseball umpires: Flammable

Boy band members: Do not remove this tag under penalty of law 

Joe Rogan: Do not exceed recommended dosage 

Golf , bowling announcers: May cause drowsiness
 
Jacksonville Jaguars: May cause nausea, vomiting, loss of appetite

Politicians 2: Discard after sell by date