Shocking Revelations About "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

He kind of enjoys watching paint dry.

He can't get enough of passive verbs.

Brick walls have a saying: "It's like talking to that Dos Equis guy."

In the game "Six Degrees of The Most Interesting Man in the World," all the "MIMIW numbers" are square numbers.

He doesn't go to many movies, but when he does, he prefers Alan Smithee films.

That tatoo his mother has that says "Son"? It's to remind her of who he is when he's sitting across the table from her.

Mimes tell each other tiresome cheap jokes about him.

He served as the inspiration for the title character in the movie The Puffy Chair.

When he has a bright idea, a glow stick appears above his head.

He needs to wear special glasses to see things in 2D.

He would like Rice Krispies more if they just snapped.

He makes a better window than a door.

Sometimes on long trips his luggage loses him.

The Darks Ages were actually pretty happenin' until he time-travelled there in a 1970 AMC Gremlin.

Himself is always beating him up.

At his high school reunion, which he didn't attend, everyone told him: "You haven't changed a bit."

His nickname in the military was "Manikan Skywalker."

He put the "super" in "superfluous."

Scientists think he could visit Jupiter and not gain any weight.

He rides elevators just to hear the music.

He is being stalked by someone who calls herself "The Blue Fairy."

He doesn't often drink ale, but when he does, he prefers ginger ale.