Life is not like a box of chocolates. If it was, your mother would keep it out of your reach.
If I had a nickel for evey time somebody said “If I had a nickel,” that would be really cool.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who disagree.
Why aren’t there more jokes about Iceland?
Whenever someone says, “I hate hypocrites,” are they being too hard on themselves?
More fun than the Dewey Decimal System: The Dewey Decibel System.
There’s a fine line between money business and monkey business—or is it three fine lines?
I want to make a movie about myself and do it as a one-person project from beginning to end. That way, I can take all the credits.
I'm convinced it was grief (caused by a broken heart?), and not ambition or greed, that drove Columbus to leave Europe in search of a new world. After all, Columbus did sail the ocean blue, right?
Life is like a fast drive down a gravel road—one ding after another.
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