Sunday, October 25, 2009

From a Poll of NASCAR Drivers

Favorite vacation spot: Lapland 

Favorite name for a bar they hope to open someday after retirement from NASCAR: The Lap Joint 
 
Favorite joke: Question: What do you call a lazy NASCAR driver? Answer: Lapadaisical 

Word that most often causes them spelling problems: Lapse 

Favorite thing to do following lunch: Afternoon lap 

Favorite French mathematician: Laplace 

Favorite form of office gambling: Lap pool  

Favorite décor: Lapdash 

Favorite treatment for someone who makes lame NASCAR jokes: Lapidation

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