Monday, September 7, 2009

Ways to Celebrate Touchdowns That Haven't Been Tried Yet, As Far as I Know

Have the entire offense line up in the end zone on one side of the quarterback and then proceed past him one by one as he dispenses imaginary diplomas.
 
Kneel facing a teammate and have him dub you “Sir Touch of Down.” 

Good boy!

Conga line!

Take a selfie!

Muscle bound

Clean and jerk

Beetlejuice Day-O!

Medal ceremony

Have your teammates huddle up behind your back, then toss the football over your shoulder so they can scramble to catch the “bouquet.” 

 Give the high sign to the cheerleaders, signaling them to hold up the printed cards you gave them before game time that spell out: MISSED ME, MISSED ME, NOW YA GOTTA KISS ME! 

 Curtsy.

The Freddie!

Get on the bus.

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