Saturday, August 22, 2009

Things I Wouldn't Want to Die From

Desultory combustion 

Malignant pleonasm 

Tickle overdose ("Tickle to Death" on my death certificate? No thanks!)

Mallaria 

Bubonic plaque 

Traumatic shlock 

Prismatic fever 

Fatal browbeating 

Bigpox 

Anything involving my petard

Stray ballet 

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