Friday, July 3, 2009

Reality TV Shows That Would Be Worth Watching, At Least for 10 Minutes

Reality TV Shows that Would Be Worth Watching (at least for 10 minutes)


The Real Floyd the Barber
Contestants must survive twenty-two weeks of eight-hour days cooped up in a barber shop with the most boring barber in America.

American Idle
The search for the laziest person in America becomes a literal search when viable candidates consistently fail to show up for shooting.

The Legend of Judge Roy Bean Redux
Television's first hanging judge (executions strictly cgi)

Animal Planet's Kangaroo Court
Past episode's of The People's Court, re-enacted by kangaroos (animated).

Veal or No Veal
Contestants vie for boatloads of cutlets.

The Gladys Kravitzes
Follows the exploits of a group of snoopy suburban housewives who investigate reports of "funny business" in their neighborhoods.

Lancing with the Stars
Celebrity jousting.

Last Tuba Player Standing
Kind of like Last Comic Standing, except with tubas and a non-figurative use of standing.

Lego Noobs.

Kids in Cars with Coke
You thought kids said the darndest things before...

The Gamey Show
In a combination of Major League Eating events and TV's The Fear Factor, a competitive eating contest where contestants consume a variety of foods that are a just bit "off. " Throwing up results in immediate elimination.


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