Shouted or Sung from the Ranks of Infantry Marching Behind Roman Generals’ Chariots During Various Triumphal Processions

“We want a prae-tor, not a tofu eat-er.”

“Julius and Servilia sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.”

“You’re no good, you’re no good, you’re no good, baby you’re no good.” (Or something like that)

“I knew Marcus Aurelius, and you’re no Marcus Aurelius!”

"If you're a general, I'm a Trojan pig."

“Your mother wears caligae!”

“Memento this!”

“The Ides of March rocks!”

“Where’s Spartacus when you need him?”

"Jupiter weeps!"

Nice boots, buddy!

Worst...General...evvverrr!