Thursday, March 5, 2009

To-do List for the Space Alien's Last Week on Earth

Sweep up around Stonehenge.

Store up on spackle (Yum!) for the long trip home.

Abduct at least one Earthling so as not to disappoint the rest of them (jk!).

Pay final respects to Chuck Berry. (Thanks for the invite, Chuck!)

Drop off E.T. (the movie) at the Roswell Public Library.

De-woof warp drive.

Pick up toy for Kitty that will keep her occupied on the trip home—perhaps that joke-of-a-neighbor Pritchard’s new Buick.

Assemble data from my observations of the goings-on at Kitt Observatory. (Is this an example of what Earthlings call irony? Decades on earth and I’m still not sure.)

Call Allplanet and adjust deductible.

Infiltrate MasterCard offices and flash a few people MIB-style.

Throw paint on the Tardis

Leave key under the mat for IG-88.

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