The Franz List

Franz opened a beauty salon in the international terminal at the airport. He called it “Hair Franz.”


If Dennis Franz and Jim Nabors had moved in next door to each other, it wouldn’t have changed anything. They were always Franz and Nabors.

My dentist Franz thinks he used to be on NYPD Blue.

Bill Franz has an enormous beer belly; so naturally everyone calls him Bill “The Island of Lager“ Franz.

Nice potted palm Franz!

Franz Sisco is a real party pooper; so parties are always more fun sans Franz Sisco.

The Franz! Aaay!