Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sequels/Prequels to Some Popular Music Songs That Never Made It Out of the Recording Studio

Sequels to Some Popular Music Songs
by R.D. Ronstad

Revolution No. 9 II: Still Annoying

Uh, More Like 94 Tears (My Bad)

Till There Wasn’t You Anymore

Exit Sandman

The Second Cut Ain’t No Picnic

He’s Put on a Few Pounds, But He’s Still My Brother

NNNBop

Don't Call Me Maybe

How Do You Like Me Now (prequel and sequel)

Clarksville

You Can Turn Me Off Now

Now We Gotta Get Out of This Place

I Love You Just the Way You Were

Killing Me Really, Really Softly with His Song, a Lot More Softly than Last Time, Even---I Mean, the Kind of Soft That You Would Spell with a Capital S if It Didn’t Have a Capital S Already Because It’s in a Song Title……Yeah…SawwwwwwwwwwfffftOooooh

Lieutenant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

The Rain Won't Light, Dammit!

Arrested at the Arrival Gate


No comments: