Wrote his S's kind of funny on a job application
While being interviewed, failed to control a superfart and rose two inches off his chair.
Mesmerized by some nose hairs jutting out of an interviewer’s left nostril, inadvertently set them on fire with his heat vision
Used Martian Manhunter as a reference
Showed up a day early for an interview because he forgot that earlier in the week he had reversed the Earth’s rotation
Complimented an interviewer on her diamond pendant, then boasted he once made a similar one from a piece of coal
Inflated his resume by claiming he came from Bigville
When asked about his career goals said he wanted to become the Man of Tungsten.
Came directly from a rescue with a piece of his red Cape peeking out above his shirt collar. When questioned, he claimed he had cut himself shaving.
Was running late for an employment interview and tried to make up lost time using superspeed. Was blurry, but not invisible like The Flash
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