Track List for an Album Titled The Moody Guitar

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

While My Guitar Whines Endlessly (Wah Wah Wah)

While My Guitar Throws a Twangy Fit

While My Guitar Gazes Uncomprehendingly into the Mirror and Picks at Itself

While My Guitar Sits Alone in a Corner Looking Fretful

While My Guitar Refuses to Come Out of Its Case

While My Guitar Cries into Its Beer Down at The Whammy Bar

While My Guitar Tries to Strangle Itself With a Popped G String

While My Guitar Goes All Staccato on a Roomful of Other Guitars Down at the Music Emporium

While My Guitar Shuts Itself Up in Its Room and Hammers Away Feverishly on the Final Chapters of a Novel Called The Strummer of My Discontent