FREE grain of salt with every reading. Miss E__ cannot be held responsible for any lack of gullibility on your part. If our perceptions of you do not match what you know to be true of yourself, you must consider the possibility that you are an impostor. Just remember that Mr. N__ doesn't claim to be a Nostradamus. But then, even Nostradamus was no Nostradamus, right? We make no claim that palm reading is a science. But it is scientificish. If you are in the habit of reading the small print (like this) in advertisements, you are probably not a suitable candidate for our services. We will only give you information about yourself and those you come in contact with that we believe is completely true, or at least could be. Madame S__ always proves to be correct in the long run—she’s kind of like an economist that way. The endorsements cited above have been channeled. Mr. A__ is sensitive about his weight, so keep in mind that referring to him as a medium large may adversely affect the results of your reading.
pulp with one of his arms tied to a rusty Buick at the bottom of Long Beach Harbor.
You think the following events take place between 2 PM and 3 PM, but maybe that’s just what Jack Bauer wants you to think.
Jack Bauer has a dark alley named after him.
A suspected terrorist was picked up in Los Angeles after being seen wandering the streets dazed and pantsless. When questioned, he claimed he started thinking about Jack Bauer and it scared the pants off him.
It never hurts Jack Bauer more than it hurts you.
Jack Bauer once wrestled pi to the ground.
If Jack Bauer were stranded alone for 1500 days on a desert island, he‘d find 1500 different ways to make Wilson confess.
When Jack Bauer hits the road, the road says "uncle."
FREE grain of salt with every reading. Miss E__ cannot be held responsible for any lack of gullibility on your part. If our perceptions of you do not match what you know to be true of yourself, you must consider the possibility that you are an impostor. Just remember that Mr. N__ doesn't claim to be a Nostradamus. But then, even Nostradamus was no Nostradamus, right? We make no claim that palm reading is a science. But it is scientificish. If you are in the habit of reading the small print (like this) in advertisements, you are probably not a suitable candidate for our services. We will only give you information about yourself and those you come in contact with that we believe is completely true, or at least could be. Madame S__ always proves to be correct in the long run—she’s kind of like an economist that way. The endorsements cited above have been channeled. Mr. A__ is sensitive about his weight, so keep in mind that referring to him as a medium large may adversely affect the results of your reading.
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