Monday, September 29, 2008

Events That Could Signal the End of the Internet

 Worldwide shortage of dots.

Al Gore’s evil plan comes to fruition.

People stop wanting attention.

Attachments become increasingly, sometimes psychotically, possessive.

President Ron DeSantis.

Apple comes out with a new line of desktops called MerrieMacs, failing to consider what could happen when MerrieMacs come in contact with monitors.

Y3K.

A computer virus pandemic forces radio waves to shelter in place.

Weary of all the baggage that attends being an icon, computer icons withdraw from public life and hole up in Cornish, New Hampshire.

Almost no one believes in wizards any more.

Misinformation Hulk-smashes information. 

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